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Drewid Certayne Galdron's life... but not as you know it

Reporting to you live, from the mystical forest city of Ashenveil

Name:
drewidgaldron
Birthdate:
3 June
Location:
Drewid Certayne Galdron, a joined spiritual entity (or as you Hitchhikers fans would put it - a 'gistalt entity'), formed of the powerful druidic nature spirits of Drewid, Certayne, and Galdron.
But you can call him Drewid, D.C.G, or just Drew - the name his host prefers.


Drewid - A grey wolf, with two small sycamore brown antlers on his head. Drewid is a very friendly but wise wolf, with a child-like demeanour and a worldly character. As the name suggests, he's a Druid, and practices many different druidic, wiccan and other pagan arts. He doesn't subscribe to any strict doctrine, but is more attached to the spirit realm. He likes playing around and doing a lot of canine and wolvish things inbetween his druidic practices. In his anthro-wolf form, he carries a twin-bladed sword, and wears heavy green armor. In either form, he's an incredible fighter and pugilist, despite his continuing need to use magick. He also likes to take the forms of a blackbird, and a small heck-hound, his humourous take on a hel-hound, with tiny horns on his head and red eyes. Drewid the heck-hound puppy is as evil as he is cute ^-^

Certayne - A white stag, with large dark silvery antlers on his head. Certayne is a stern and protective stag. He's a born and bred guardian, who even met his host the first time by saving him in a dream from a terrible evil. His wisdom is virtually unmatched, though he cares not to admit it, due to his adult sensibility and modesty. Nonetheless, Certayne is a very warm character, coming across very much as the embodiment of the woodland's embrace, and taking on many spiritual and religious characteristics of what the white stag symbolises in many faiths. He's a very well-built stag, large, muscly, and quite butch. He really likes giving tight hugs to his friends ^.^ In his more common anthro-form, Certayne fights with a large stang / staff, shaped like a tree-branch. He can stick this in the ground to turn it into a large treant, which he then rides and operates in battle. Certayne can also change forms into a caribou or elk, and a gazzele.

Galdron - A black weasel in his animal form, Galdron is the part of this spirit which is purely Evalian, from the Great Lost Kingdom of the Round Table of Avalon. Galdron sat on the table as its healer, and he is soon to return to his place, as the King's Ambassador and left-hand guard. He was first given this animal form by Prince Silvante Ithanu, but decided to keep it as he enjoyed using it. Galdron subscribes himself completely to Elvish and Sylvan lore, and takes the traditions of Evalia and the woodlands hand in hand. In battle he uses an elven sword, rumoured to be the same weapon held by Arwen, daughter of Elrond. As well as a weasel, Galdron goes around in his original elven form, as well as an elven wild dog - sometimes also closely resembling a fox.

Drew drewidgaldron is...

... a Druid
... a shaman
... a Third Degree Witch
... pagan
... spiritual
... mystical
... friendly
... kind
... loving
... gay
... male, with a female consciousness
... sexual
... wise
... intelligent
... educated
... a graduate
... political
... philosophical
... opinionated
... knowledgeable
... worldly
... sensetive
... intuitive
... a sci-fi and fantasy fan
... a trekkie
... an otaku (animanga fan)
... a roleplayer
... a furry
... a were-wolf
... an artist
... a writer
... a student
... a volunteer
... messy
... disorganised
... hygeinic
... clean
... responsible
... eclectic
... social
... a utopian marxist
... a thinker
... a do-er
... English
... British
... European
... a man of the world
... Drew

Drew drewidgaldron does...

... use the internet frequently
... update LJ as often as he can
... perform or partake of rituals on pagan sabbats whenever he can do them
... socialise with many different people
... enjoy the company of men, of many shapes and sizes ;)
... also enjoy the company of women
... have good taste in men
... have many christian friends
... have many friends of all faiths, and of no faith
... suffer from Asperger's Syndrome
... [unofficially] suffer from Manic And Lycanthropic Autistic Condition and Higher-functioning Impairment (M.A.L.A.C.H.I)
... suffer from reactive depression
... suffer occasional emotional breakdowns
... suffer occasional anxiety attacks
... currently take prozac
... take a number of helpful daily dietary supplements
... stick up for himself when he's under attack
... regularly watch TV
... watch lots of funny and entertaining flash animations
... listen to rock, metal and nu-metal music
... enjoy pop / contemporary, R&B, and other mainstream music
... go out drinking, partying, dancing...
... singing at karaoke :-P
... paint
... read tarot, runes, animal cards, and other reading methods
... like sleeping in mornings
... travel and enjoy travelling, domestic and abroad
... understand other people, better than they may think he does
... mourn the loss of his best friend
... mourn the loss of his father
... enjoy gaming with his friends about once a week
... drink wine, spirits, alco-pops, lager, cider, and just about anything else :-P

Drew drewidgaldron is NOT...

... obsessed with his computer
... obsessed with getting his rocks off
... a chav / townie / scally / walking tracksuit
... a fairy queen
... a genericfox
... a zoophile
... a plushie-fucking fag-boi
... a Schemer
... a Liar
... a User
... a Tramp
... a slut - well, maybe a little :-P
... into the whole monogamy thing
... a devil-worshipper
... completely dependent on his friends' help
... completely dependent on other peoples' opinions
... perfect
... stupid
... someone to be used
... someone to be bullied or picked on
... a cause-celébré
... a fundamentalist
... pious
... unarticulated - though you probably guessed that already from the words i'm using
... pure evil
... pure good
... an escaped mental patient
... anti-social
... a criminal
... a player
... a minger
... uncultured
... shallow
... single-minded
... racist
... sexist
... conservative
... a pussy
... an arsehole
... a coward
... scared of anything, even death
... thoughtless
... heartless
... loveless
... greedy
... a hero
... a villain
... a fool
... callous
... deceitful
... a free-loader
... an easy-rider
... a sell-out
... a puppet
... a muppet
... a... cuppet? O.o
... lazy
... arrogant
... a ponce
... a poser
... flash-wit-da-cash
... fling-wit-da-bling
... cliched
... cliquey
... a zealot
... a follower
... someone to be messed with
... a hypocrite

Drew drewidgaldron does NOT...

... shag mingers
... fuck soft toys
... screw animals
... bully or pick on vulnerable people
... try to get innocent people in trouble
... listen to garage music
... update LJ like it's the only thing in his life
... socialise only with furries
... worry about his 'position in the scene'
... worry about how much he's 'loved' by others
... go more than a day without showering
... decieve his friends
... assume that he's perfect
... let his friends go unprotected
... neglect his personal health
... betray his friends, family, or country
... make a drama out of material possesions
... make a song and dance out of unimportant things
... neglect to vote in elections and referendums
... force himself on people
... bother with cliques, fandoms, scenes or in-crowds for the sake of his own ego
... deal with cliques, in-crowds, etc. or anything that doesn't involve individuals
... suffer fools gladly

And drewidgaldron does NOT leave his work incomplete,
which is why this profile will have more detail added, very soon...

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